when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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