just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
what the fuck happened to the tacos
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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