Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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