Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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