There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
