biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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