i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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