Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Holy shit dude........stairs
he high fived his dick after we had sex
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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