Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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