3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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