sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
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how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
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If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
When are your genitals available?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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