gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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