So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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