You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
sex in a hospital.. check
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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