just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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