we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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