yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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