the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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