This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
whose parrot is this?
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
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