all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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