I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I will be naked everywhere
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
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My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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