When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
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Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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