Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
did i walk over a car last night?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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