i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
