the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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