That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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