Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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