There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
literally had 100 drinks last night.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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