I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
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you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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