Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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