Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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