you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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