i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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