what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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