it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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