i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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