My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
