I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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