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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
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I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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