Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Randomize
