Only a mothe r could love this liver
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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