this just has baby written all over it
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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