You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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