I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Randomize
