My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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