Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize