Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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