In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
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Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
did i just pee glitter
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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