the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Randomize
