check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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