Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
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