I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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